Hyper Cosmic Song
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i met me a god sitting
on a street corner spinning
sad sad hyper cosmic songs
playing on a harp
half the strings long gone sharp
telling 'bout the places he went wrong
well i pulled out my dead brain
the one that i did strain
thinking about hyper cosmic songs
i told him don't you worry
we kinda like to scurry
over all the funky places you went wrong
like david letterman, minty peppermint,
world war two, and vietnam,
lime green jello, and mello yellow,
space, and hyper cosmic songs.
i asked him whats the deal
behind those white wall wheels
and why are all those roundy thingees gone?
we all thought them funky
like oatmeal when its lumpy
like sunday morning hyper cosmic songs
and just what happened to the Dodo?
i just kinda liked to know... though,
i killed my youth learning to play Pong!
so all these thoughts you sever
hyper cosmic or whatever
and tell me why the hell you went wrong!
well that God guy stopped his singing
and a story he went flinging
'bout how he's been faking it all along!
hell if he knows what he's doing
he just works here and he's rueing
singing me a hyper cosmic song!
so from my poor dead brain
this moral i make plain
if you see God singing 'bout the wrongs
i beg you do no talking
toss a quarter and keep on walking
and leave him to his hyper cosmic songs!



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Written By: Master of the World (aka Wil)
Creative Consultant: Zutroy