I just read your web page.  I thought it was cute.  I thought I'd give
you some German rude phrases.  They are in the form that is insulting to
German adults, since the pronoun "Sie" is the formal pronoun of "you" to
address anyone over 16 with.  :)

Du bist eine scheisse kopf!
(Doo bist eye-neh sheyess-eh kop-ff)
"You are a shit head!"

Du bist gemein und hesslisch!
(Doo bist gay-mine oond hess-lish)
"You are ugly and mean!"

Du hast eine grosse arsch!
(Doo hahst eye-neh gross-eh arr-sh)
"You have a big ass!"

Du hast die scheisse aus deine hosen!
(Doo hahst dee sheyess-eh aws deye-neh hoe-ssen)
"You have shit in your pants!"


Toodles,
Mary-Ann