From: Kczone@aol.com Date: Sun, 14 Sep 1997 14:02:22 -0400 (EDT) To: webmaster@zutroy.com Subject: I did useless things Hi Zutroy, it's Danielle and I am waiting for an image to render, so I thought I would check out your "Stuff to do when your bored" section. Feel free to put this on your page or whatever you want. On your stuff page I did the following (listed in the order you have on the page): Formatted AOL's disks (oh, by the way, I have AOL and Primenet because a lot of people on my mailing list are using AOL and I have it in case they need to Instant Message me or find me online). I now have 26 formatted disks. Yay. I defragged my hard drive. On both my machines. I don't really notice a difference though. I got the message "this drive is only 3% fragmented and you don't need to defrag at this time. Do you wish to continue?" Yeah sure, what the hell.... I looked for spelling mistakes. Actually, I just noticed some. Example: << and cannot guarentee the safty of most of the listed things>> guarantee and safety. Montessori school (not with a "y") << (once again, if you don't have one, them MAKE ONE!!)>> Them == then, I am assuming! Tee hee! ;) I clicked "here" in to color.htm. Found it very annoying.... =) I e-mailed "this guy" <> I formatted my hard disk and re-installed my OS. Hey, it needed to be done, anyway. I emptied my recycle bin without looking what was in it first. Where the hell is banner1.jpg?????? I thought up a brand new way to insult AOL users using a MAC. What do you mean, "what's that text box for?" It's a java script drop down menu! Ooohhh, you're using AOL for a MAC....yeah, see, your browser isn't java enabled. I know, I know, it's stupid, but I get e-mail all the time asking me what the text box on the "bands" page is for. All I do is just sigh.... I learned new and exciting words by reading the dictionary. I read that the "ohm" is the "unit of electrical resistance" from Webster's New Dictionary. I took a nap. I read some of your favorite comics. Rose-c1.jpg and Rose-c2.jpg. I read *all* of your quotes (yes, all of them). My favorite was the one about the billions of stars, but if you tell the guy the paint it wet, he has to touch it. And I noticed you had some listed twice. Like the "good-bye in a million languages" one. I annoyed your cousin who *finally* got on the net. Here is the email: <> I have started a webpage in worship of my two cats, the big one, Cheddar, and the baby, Maxwell. Maxwell is also known as Snackwell, Snarkwell, and Snark. I usually call him Snark. Should be up soon! =) I'll let you know the URL! =) I visited Kattz's homepage and *did* check out all her billions of movies. All I can say to her is, "WOW!" I read "leave the planet" And even read "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". I tried to Discover the Answer to the Ultimate Question....then the Question itself, but I only made it to number 23 before I got tired of waiting for the question. (haha, aren't I funny, but I get it). I listened to the alien sounds on Vega. And I did see the movie Contact and loved it. I saw the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota by Weird Al. I opened as many Netscape windows as I could until it crashed. And this email crashed as well, and yes, I had to re-type it all. Thanks. :) I did *not* spend hours re-building my system after doing the last thing, but I did have to re-set my modem. I checked out your Infini-D Resource Page on Zutroy.com and found that you updated it one day before my birthday (August 29). By the way, I use 3D Studio MAX for 95. I checked out *all* of your buttons that you have collected on the net. I listened to my favorite CD over and over...and actually, listened to my favorite song over and over, too. "The Brother's Cup" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Freaky Styley, 1985. Produced by George Clinton. I checked out your page backwards. I was going to crash my system at Fabienne's site, but I didn't want to have to re-type this email again. So I'll do it when I'm done sending it. =) I read the Simpson's episode with Zutroy in it. Actually, I think I have it on tape somewhere..... I went to my local museum and got kicked out. Yes, seriously, I did. At the Nelson-Atkins Art Museum here in Kansas City. There is a electronics display and I was touching (when I wasn't supposed to) and I somehow got all of the electronics to blow a fuse and all turn off at the same time. It was cool...it got really dark. Oh, this all happened before I read your page, though. Does it still count? I checked out the picture of the biggest punk in the world. He had a hand on his red shirt. I also checked out the sisters. I tried to figure out why you put the MACOS trash bin at the bottom of your page. Is it because the MAC is trash? Or because that is where the trash is on a MAC? I read the farmer joke that Fifi sent you. Tell Fift I thought it was cute! ;) I checked out Bored.com and read some of the great toilet paper debate. I visited the page made by the most bored guy on earth. David A. Hyland -- Please Wipe Your Feet. I looked at your most hated animated gif...the mail one. I didn't put my bat's in the bellfree, but I did read the explanation. Ok, attempting to help you think of a cool name for your webpage. How about Zutroy's Place in Cyber Space??? Oh wait....you said cool..... I checked out the banner that Scott made for you at work. I checked out the clip of Weird Al practicing his German...he *is* weird! I deleted the Internet. I tried to delete my mail box, too....but it wouldn't let me. I discovered some things to do with crates. Hahahahaha.....and I thought I was going to get some ideas, here! =) I checked out your favorite animated gif. Very cool....fire! fire! fire! I will be making a new banner for my webpage. But I have to finish doing boring things, first. :) I checked out 7 of your banners for your page and others. Well, that's all I did for now. And my images still aren't done rendering. Of course. Danielle