Bet you're wondering...what the hell is he talking about? Bat's in the Bellfree?
(and did he even spell Bellfree right?? note: couldn't find it in the dictionary,
so I couldn't make sure...so I've decided to spell it like this: Bellfree!).
Ok, this applies only to computer users, running some variation of DOS (Windows
95 users count, because you can run a DOS window in 95).

Drop to DOS, and do this:

- md c:\bellfree
- add a line to your autoexec.bat - set path=c:\bellfree
- put all your .bat (batch files) in c:\bellfree


There, you've put your Bat's in the Bellfree. Makes for a nice, neat and
tidy Hard Drive. Special thanks to Ramman (ramman@ilos.net), my cousin,
for introducing this method to me.