Stuff to do if you're bored


	Stuff to do if you're bored. . . Work on your web page Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps sounds Juggle everything you can find Flip through that old UNIX manual Read over the "membership policy" for your ISP Vote. Format all those AOL disks you got in the mail Defrag your hard drive (example) Write a mIRC script Spend hours looking for spelling mistakes on this site Eat Spam Watch "The Sound of Music" (warning: only if REALLY bored!) Spell your name with mustard all over the street Search for space anomalies Sit around all day watching Leave it to Beaver Jump up! Start running! Don't stop! Click here (read this warning first) Answer the phone in a funny accent Register a bunch of useless channels on NewNet Email an old friend Format your HD, FDISK it, and then re-install your OS Use your super-powerful Pentium 200 MMX with 128 megs of RAM to play Solitaire Empty the Trash/Recycling Bin without looking what's it in first Think up brand-new ways to insult AOL users Think up brand-new ways to insult Mac users Think up brand-new ways to insult AOL users that own Macs Play Civilization/Privateer/Dune2 until 7 am Help my cousin via email with her programming homework Procrastinate Learn new and exciting words by reading the dictionary Sleep Pull the heads off sheep (but not live ones...that's sick) Sing The Song That Never Ends (hello Yahoo! people?!?! Useless Page Alert!!) Read some of my favorite comics How about some interesting Quotes that I've collected? How about some MORE interesting Quotes (psst, most of these are funny) How about my Quotes Page Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course) Annoy my cousin who FINALLY got on the 'net Have a movie marathon Gather a pile of old books, close your eyes, toss out the books one by one, and read the last one remaining cover to cover in one sitting Email this PUNK about his lame choice of an email address :) Scan pictures for people at work Call your ISP's tech support, and tell them this: "I can't get internet, I have a message about a DSN computer. I don't know what kind of modem I have, but it's on IRQ 13...HELP ME!" Buy part of the Moon Or get into the hype, and buy part of Mars Email me your suggestions about what kinda computer to get (got a new one now! :)) Translate the Bible into Huttese (that'll show those Klingon freaks) Learn to swear in Russian, German (thanks Mary-Ann), Spanish, French, and sanskrit (then email them to me) Spend a few hours creating a web page in worship of your girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/husband/wife/significant other Check out my pal Kattz's homepage (it's cool, but she's got WAY too many movies) Play with some LEGOS Leave the planet Crash your WinPopups (then send a global saying "pops crashed...please resend.") Learn to play the kazoo Go to a random AT&T Worldnet users web page Discover the Answer to the Ultimate Question....then the Question itself.... Laugh at these poor sods with crappy computers Play Second Conflict Listen to alien signals from Vega Build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles Study neurosurgery OR go to see the Care Bears movie (you can only pick 1) Go see The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota Grow a huge 'fro and go around imitating Screech from Saved By The Bell (and then email this guy...he actually did it) Open as many Netscape / Internet Explorer windows as possible Spend hours rebuilding your system after it crashed doing the last thing Play the original NES version of Tetris (can you go from level 1 all the way to level 19???) Send yourself for pizza (note: people with clones only) Read through a stack of OLD computer magazines (I've got some as far back as 1991 if you want to borrow them) Register useless domains for FREE at Monolith (or not...) Check out the Infini-D Resource Page now on ZUTROY.COM!! Go to the Mecca of Albino Squirrels Stalk someone Overclock your CPU to 900 mhz (it's safe...REALLY...just don't take my word for it) Buy some pez...mmm, pez (it's not too expensive....here's how much it costs in Canada) Spend a few hours staring at the moon & stars (binoculars help, but no peeping at neighbors...well just a bit) Work on your Russian accent Listen to your favorite CD (or tape, or record, or 8-track for you technologically impaired) over and over and over.... Check out this page BACKWARDS!! (fixed this link...thanks to this bored person who's email address doesn't work...oh, fixed it, works now!) Eat some twinkie-weiner sandwiches © Crash your system at Fabienne's site (got me twice!) Organize your floppy/ZIP disks Arrest yourself Understand Simple logic (Windows 95 = MacOS 84, but MacOS 97 = Windows 95) Read about the Simpsons Episode that had Zutroy in it! Take your hamster to the beach Find the longest URL you possibly can! (here's mine) Figure out the words to the Weird Al Show Theme Song! (here is what Isotropy and I got...and here's Julie Cross's version) Buy a souvenier miniature Ball of Twine Go swimming Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out Water the lawn (and spray annoying siblings) Spend all day in the basement torturing rats with a hacksaw (you read the disclaimer first right??) Eat as many pieces of toast, loaded with tons of peanut butter, as you can Learn to play the bagpipes Phone in sick (but make sure your story is at least 57.6% believable) Go to Wal-Mart Slam your head against the wall Count the # of "Weird Al" Yankovic references up to this point (one per point) -- here's the answer Here's one more Weird Al reference - Wind up twenty one thousand, one hundred and forty pounds of string Join Columbia House Canada, or for you Americans Columbia House (I don't know if they take international orders) pssst...I'm in the Columbia House Video Club!!! Read the coolest poems ever written Look for hidden messages on web pages Check the the 5-Day Weather Forcast for Gorky Eat some Crispy Wheats & Raisins cereal Read this joke that Fifi just emailed me Check out bored.com....they were so bored, they registered the domain (lotsa cool links there!) Whine about something (browser crashes is a good place to start) Register some shareware (ha!) Phone Home Take an IQ Test Email bomb yourself (fun isn't it Tim??) Read a Gordon Korman book Take a few hours out of your life to wonder how an aarkvark spends his days Drag your Windows directory to the Recycling bin (or for you Mac guys...drag your System Folder to the trash), restart, and try to fix it Check out this page...created by possibly the most bored guy on Earth Take a look at my most hated animated GIF Shamelessly try to win awards for your web page (hint hint) Put your Bat's in the Bellfree (explanation) Join the Spam Club Try to make reservations at McDonalds Dare to be Stupid Play leapfrog with a unicorn (let me know if you find a unicorn, so I can sell it to some zoo for tons of $$$) Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete....lather, rinse, repeat. Clone yourself Send me your WININET.DLL file from your c:\windows\system directory (only if you've installed IE4.0)...mine's corrupt. (update: got a copy that works! Thanks anyways...) Check out the History of Apple Then eat some apple pie....mmm, apple pie Spend HOURS checking out the incredibly awesome Voodoo Extreme web site for info on 3D computer gaming Update the list of links on your web page (assuming you have a web page, if not...THEN MAKE ONE!!) Watch PBS all day (especially the cool documentary Triumph of the Nerds) Learn all about the coolest console gaming system ever at The Official Intellivision Home Page Eat some Ruffles BBQ chips (the best chips in the world!!!) Come visit us AT&T Canada employees on IRC (/server thompson.ilos.net) Chomp down some Eggo Waffles Join AOL Spend 2 years trying to quit AOL Buy a hovercraft, and fill it with eels Check out the BIGGEST PUNK IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE's web page (assuming he's put one up) Then check out my cousin's web page (wonder if he put it up yet) And thirdly, check out Zero's Web Page (yes, he's actually got one!!) Write insanely long, and complicated disclaimers for your web page Help me shamelessly promote this page Watch this page grow, and grow Add a counter to your web page Yell at the top volume - 'I'm bored!' Clean your room Tell everyone how bored you are on The Bored Forum Blink Check out the Secret Quake 2 page on the id software site Rent-A-Nerd Correct mistakes on your webpage (thanks to a certain someone, that if he has a webpage, I will link to it here) Turn your Win95 PC into a Mac! Click Here! (thanks KuDorK) Stay connected to your ISP for a week straight (and receive nasty emails from them) Grab your Star Wars Soundtrack, crank it to max volume, and listen all night Read every FILE_ID.DIZ file on your HD, but never, EVER delete them...they are sacred (hehehe) Stick your head in a microwave, and get yourself a tan Create fake Web Page Awards at Aprilfools.com (and I didn't fall for it Mr. Todd Gack whoever you are) Go buy The Best of Meco CD...featuring disco versions of select Star Wars tracks!! (which I borrowed from Isotropy and am listening to right now) Nag that guy at work (you know who you are) to bring back your XvT CD that you lent him back in May.... (oh! He brought it back 08/18/97!! faint) Check out this this banner that Scott from work made for me (hehehe, I'm not a viking) Take a week of vacation from work to just sit at home and watch tons of movies Listen to this clip of Star Wars Theme in a weird but cool disco theme (from The Best of Meco CD I mentioned a few thingies ago) While you're at it, check out this clip of "Weird Al" Yankovic practicing his German Download a copy of mIRC v2.1a (the first publically available version) and TRY to get it working Learn something about yourself Check out my Star Wars page Check out The Unauthorized Super-Secret Parody of Star Wars (now available on CD-ROM...I've got a copy!!) Search for song lyrics at The International Lyrics Server Delete the Internet (stolen from sCary's Sugar Shack) Spend a few hours downloading the 1376 emails you "forgot" to delete from your email server over the last 6 months Play Final Fantasy (the first one for NES) all afternoon (...I only got to level 11...just about to attack Lich) Play solitaire with your mother Read another joke sent to me by Fifi If you speak/read German, translate this email that was sent to me Take a look at this picture of Weldon...a slacker I work with (whuahaha...for $5 I won't edit it Weldon :>) Order free CD-ROMs from Microsoft (they just sent me IE 4.0 pp2 on CD) Go buy the Star Wars: Special Edition Trilogy!! (on sale August 26th in North America) Read some of "Lisa's" favorite things to do when she's bored Fix the blinking 12:00 on your VCR (email me if you need help...oops, I've got a blinking 8:47 on my clock...better fix that now :) Think up inventive ways to avoid eating Tuna Noodle Casserole (yuck) Discover some awesome uses for crates (thanks Golden Mongoose) Buy a new computer from G.E.C.S. Earlier I posted my most hated animated GIF, now here's my favorite (from Blue's News) Watch all 3 Star Wars Special Edition videos in a row (good thing I took the day off work) Check out The Tribute to Screech Practice parallel parking (and also practice spelling parallel) Make a new banner for your web page Waste 15 minutes driving to the mall on a hot tip from your sister that HMV is selling the Star Wars Special Edition Widescreen version, only to get there and the mall is closed (bummer) Eat tons of Corn Pops cereal just to get the free Batman & Robin tatooes Plaster those free tatooes all over your body Make another new banner for your web page Scan the Star Wars Special Edition Trilogy boxes (front and back) Read this parody script of a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers episode (hint: do a search for "zutroy") Talk on your cell phone, rack up huge bills Drop to a DOS prompt, and keep typing "cls" until your brain explodes Make another another new banner for your web page Pop yourself a beer Start a scam selling Attack Jelly Pack Take a look at the various banners I've made for mine and other web pages Make yourself think, read this "story" Take a look at Just The Facts For the truly bored, read about Danielle and her attempt to do lots of the things on this page :) Load as many programs as you can in an attempt to crash your system (I tried it myself! Here a list of all the programs I had open...0% free resources) Nuke the The Roop Family Homepage counter :) Read these jokes from Fifi, then read these (which Fifi assures me are funnier) Eat some Animal Crackers Unpack Nuke The Crazy Counter!! Read The Raven....nevermore Visit The Zone, tell em Zutroy sent you Can you out-shame these people? Listen to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack Check out these has-beens Watch TLC (The Learning Channel) ... there's a good show on lightning right now Get a free webpage with 15 megs of space!! Take a look at the Voodoo Extreme webmasters...shudder See if my IRC bud Dragonflu has registered his domain name yet...click here Place your bets....Mr. T vs. Hanson Read the Hyper Cosmic Song! Check out one of my multimedia instructors web pages - click here Take a spin on the URoulette and visit random groovy and exotic sites For the teenager in you, check out Teen Talk and meet some new friends (no stalking please) Flip upside-down and check out the Anti-Gravity Room (almost as cool as it sounds) Science Rules! Check it out with Bill Nye The Science Guy! (Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!) If you're weird enough, take a trip to the Strange Universe Take an EXCLUSIVE sneak-peek at what will be the most incredible movie of all time - Master Of The World Click HERE to vote for Zutroy's Universe as a Starting Point Hot Site. Pop Quiz Hot Shot. Name all the HTML Color Hexcodes. Can't? Go Here Americans dumb? Nooo, really? View the proof Too Hot for TV...check out the Jerry Springer Video (warning: contains nudity...heh) Piss off Dr. Math by asking a horrifically impossible question Get your name in lights at the Netscape Engineering Sign! Just so you know it really works, here's my name in lights Read these kewl quotes, and also these, these, these, these, and these Keep yourself busy for a few hours...Click Here Play tag with a telephone pole Translate zutroy.com into another language here Adopt - A - Fluff Work your way through 258 Things To Do When You're Bored (this list isn't as fun as mine) Give your brain a workout at Interactive Magic! Re-do your webpage with frames (standard message, if you don't have a webpage, then make one!!!) Email Brent Scott to find out how to get into bars for free Read the online novel Master Of The World by Jules Verne Convert various currencies to other various currencies here Check out my totally lame (you've been warned), very FIRST webpage which GeoCities finally deleted :) Buy the world's most durable bread - Wonder Bread! Go for a bike ride Visit the Brent Scott Web Page © Sing in the rain Play trivia on IRC (#trivia on NewNet) Surf zutroy.com redneck style Visit the Playground of the Seski One - www.seksi.org Take a trip to Dee Dee's Wild & Wacky World of Looney Stuff! Stop what you're doing, flick on the radio, get up and dance! See if you have more luck with women then this guy (warning: may offend most people) Read a book till all hours of the night Plan a trip to Idaho, just so you can watch potatos grow Re-fill your empty ice cube trays Brush your teeth with whatever toothpaste you can find Collect lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of drink can tabs and send them to me Play Dr. Mario (if you can beat level 20, hi speed, my hats goes off to you....I've only done it once) Listen to MP3s Email me with the answer to this question: Are there pink Smarties? (the answers) Fluff your pillows Download Linux, the superior, and FREE Operating System Flame Paul Steed Watch SouthPark Curious as to what the weather is like where I live? Click Here Watch the entire Star Wars Saga in one sitting Re-do your web page (yes again :P) Check out my old webpage on Tripod (why don't they ever delete these things?!?!) Like Southpark? Like Star Wars? Go here More fun then watching paint dry.....go here to watch the US and World populations grow (thanks trevor) Email yourself so you can have new mail (thanks Brent!) Check out the DragonFlu Web Cam (warning: contains vulgarity like this) Try to find a decent replacement for Notepad that lets you open files larger then 30k! (or just use SSI which is what I did!!) Inform me about legacy items on this list (ie: overclock a CPU to 900mhz? How old is that?) Try JustZipIt for no reason other then the author took the time to email me Help this guy get married to his girlfriend. Check out my Transcript of Marks from Robertson College Check out Brent Scott's Transcrpit of Marks from Robertson College Call Kattz Fancy a random quote? Click Here Check out what the name Zutroy means Set your life's ambition to become a slacker Lefties of the world unite! Check out my Created In Unix webpage here Learn all about Server Side Includes, and include them on your webpage Send John F. an email saying Thanks! for saving the Stuff to Do if You're bored Page! Eat saurkraut Spend 11 minutes, and 22 seconds ranting about how you hate saurkraut Beware the BOFH Fight the Quebec Language Laws for Webpages! Check out Nasa's Procedure to Follow in the Event That Building 245 is Attacked by Vikings Looking for Love on the Internet? Sounds like Love@FirstByte Discover the true meaning of Teletubbies Make money surfing the web Spend some time with Raymond, the Amish Comic 8 hours of paperwork - 'nuff said Check out Stevie's Homepage and let him know how much he sucks iMac, Therefore I am stupid! Join the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement Read through the ShugaShack I Wish... Archives Customize your Blue Screen Of Death Virtually Tip Over a Cow Pack yourself in styrofoam Order combo #1 from a random Chinese Restaurant Drink 20 liters of Dr. Pepper Seek out the Paranormal Become a Rabbi, then asked yourself if you're Pretty Fly for a Rabbi Read the ingredients on the wrapper of a Wunderbar Find your lack of pants disturbing Get un-addicted to Lip Balm Get paid to surf the Internet Punch holes in your 720k floppy disks to turn them into 1.44 meg disks Tranform your gel-wrist-pad into a snail (Thanks Eric!) Take a Sanity Test (for reference I am 69.0909090909091% insane. I'm a loony) Sort forms Read about famous Net Lore Keep your health insurance up-to-date Help test out the new Microsoft keyboard Go crazy Wish yourself a Happy Birthday Destroy the Internet Warp the Spice Girls Go bowling with a bunch of friends, and steal a picnic ham from their buffet table (and claim profusely that you didn't steal it) Crawl the Net Dub thyself unforgiven ii Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out with peanut butter Post Post-It© Notes all over your house Learn vi Try to figure out what a Dalvian is Play Worms (Banana attack!) Wash your car Listen to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra Make sure there's whiskey in your jar Get root Save the Rain Forest Format all your floppy disks Beam yourself up Read Something Awful Check out the aurora borealis in Ottawa Flip through the channels desperately looking for Macgyver, but instead find In The Heat Of The Night in it's place Go visit the newly re-designed Seksi.Org Call Coca-Cola consumer information @ 1-800-438-2653 Want to know if you'll suddenly fall off the Earth? Check out the daily gravity forecast See zutroy.com at 20,000 hits Try to grow a bigger ego then Wil Visit the amazingly cool Bo Duke website Beware the BOFH 2k Check out zutroy.com, now with .org power! Learn how to be an Evil Overlord in 100 easy steps Apple Macintosh - When do you want to crash today?? View the power of the AT&T Death Star (created by Jeremy McMaster) Go to A Galaxy Far, Far Away, Where No One Has Gone Before Check your email from a DOS command prompt Emulate the web in IE2.0 Go sing karaoke Read about some Urban Legends Drink some Jamaican beer (I recommend Red Stripe) Play Carnage Blender Shave Make a fool of yourself on live world-wide-broadcast TV Say "give me some sugar baby" to a random stranger Estimate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow Rip your heart right out of your rib cage with your bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it until you die Cook a ham Ignore people who tell you about all the broken links on your webpage Listen to some Si�bhan Get unnecessary work done on your car Go to Mavericks (formerly Crimson Clover) on Thursday night Spend a few hours daydreaming that you had a trillion dollars Buy 2 bags of ice for a party and never use them Go see aLyStEr's recipes Eat some ice cream Add some strawberries to your ice cream Add some blueberries to your ice cream too! Find out how much is inside? Steal someone's letters Figure out "How Far is it?" Try to guess what my favorite quote is Hungry for news? Feed yourself Wear a life preserver to the opera Go to McDonald's and order fries. Then ask for fries with that. Introduce yourself as "Flip, the surfing kangaroo" to random strangers Do a blind taste test between Coke and Pepsi Compose a symphony Walk backwards for an entire day TOTAL STUFF: 415 Email me your anti-boredom cures