Yes it's true. I don't like Macintosh computers. Here's just a few reasons why (and don't bitch at me about them either):

• Only one button mouse
• No eject button (Honey, bring my a paperclip, the Mac ate my disk again)
• Error Type 11 (aka GPF) = Restart your Mac
• Restart your Mac = Better take a looooooooong snooze
• Clicking the little box to close the window, doesn't always close the program
• AOL sucks to begin with, but AOL on a Mac really messes things up
• Not enough games for a Mac!! All they got that's good is Warcraft 2, but I hate that game
• Expensive! *whew* If I want a good computer, for the best price, it sure ain't gonna be a Mac
• Apple is on the verge of bankruptcy (at least it seems like it most of the time)...Intel and Microsoft (*gag*) aren't
• Not enough bloody keyboard shortcuts!!! I'm a big-time keyboard user, I need an OS that I can use without a mouse
• No command prompt. I'm a DOS freak...file managment rules from a DOS prompt =)

SPECIAL -> EMPTY TRASH!